its a small small world.....

perth as we know it is an extremely small town. this whole damn city gets even smaller when your an asian. i went to pearls and michaels wedding recently and saw someone i havent seen for a long time and someone i didnt particularly want to see either.

i bet you guys want to know who i saw huh? allan .... lim, toh, lee ..... what ever his surname was. i bet now your saying ... who the fah????? hehe ... allan is the brother in law of sylvia sumant (i) ... my mortal enemy/arch nemises. what ever you call it.

when i saw him at the church i was so shocked - i had to wipe the startled look off my face. coz when i saw them i was thinking - how the fudge did they get invited here? and was secretly hoping they wouldnt show up at the lunch or the reception afterwards. well they werent at the lunch but they were at the reception.

AND at the reception - allan had the nerve to come up to us ( me and mr s) and say hi, how are you going?!!! wot the fuck?!!!! the last time i saw this guy we left on VERY NASTY terms. and how did he have the guts to come up to us so casually and enquire how things were. me being me, replied politely while mr s grunted and stared at shoes. i swear mr s was boiling inside - coz he cant stand allan, especially after the deli incident. so quickly after that mr s went home, didnt want to be anywhere near allan.

the funny thing is, i have moved on since that whole deli diasaster, and i have quite happily lived a simple life, keeping a very low profile and stayed far away from the indonesian community. so far its worked quite well, because i have only seen sylvia once or twice the most in the last 2 yrs, lanny maybe once or twice as well and allan at the wedding. but honestly if i did see these people in public, i just want to pretend they are complete strangers to me, i would prefer to cross the street and pretend complete ignorance or turn around and hide till they pass by. maybe im childish, maybe i'm avoiding confrontation, meh i dont care, its less stress in my life and i prefer to exist in complete ignorance.

so wanna know how allan got invited to pearl + michaels wedding? hes the new silent business partner for michael in his latest business venture?!!! OMFG - wot a seriously tiny world (perth) we live in?!!. michael is in charge of marketing and selling the software - allan just writes the program. 6 degrees of separation? HAH ... more like 2 or maybe 1 - oh its a tiny tiny TINY world we live in.

aaAAaaARgghHHH!!!! i lost my mobile phone !!! (again!)

somewhere between thursday evening and today i have lost my little mobile phone.

i have no effing idea where it is, and since the last time i lost my mobile (f**king ab** thieves) i have been particularly anal about my mobiles.

my theory is that it either

1. dropped out of pants pocket - somehow??!! and somewhere in challenge stadium or china town or god knows where??!!


2. someone stole/ pick pocket my phone out of my handbag.

i looked carefully for it everywhere during the weekend, thinking it might have dropped in my car, somewhere in the deep recesses of my handbag, wedged between the sofa cushions, inside the undie drawer, the fridge..? i dont know... stupid thing never showed up. and no... to all those smart arses telling me i should just ring it and you can find it. the last time i used it the battery died on me, that i know for sure. so ringing my stupid mobile does not work. SIGH.

im giving myself about 1 week to try and find that stupid thing, after that im giving up and getting a new one. im prolly going to get a sony ericsson, i have become quite attached to them lately and they do things a little different to nokias. but its quite easy to use and very functional. i have found nokias very confusing to use lately ... and im going to stick to what i know already.

the annoying thing about losing the mobile is losing all my phone numbers and contacts, luckily im not like paris hilton and i dont have any decent celeb phone numbers on my phone. and i have no incriminating photos that could possibly end up in the gossip rags. hehehe... im not THAT stupid. :o).

R.I.P my little friend,

you served me very well......

ps: can everyone please email me their mobile ph numbers and house numbers etc? i need to start collecting numbers again.... thanks xxoo *muah*

la petit renunion

our traditional boxing day picnic/party/get together was not lost in 2006. there were enough of the old santa girls to do a petite renunion. it was soooo good to get together again. lots of catching up, junk food and little bit of alkeehol. it was a gorgeous day and miss a, invited us over to her fabulous apartment to take advantage of its spa and pool. the spa was great but the pool was freezing. here are the pics from that day

before we jumped into the pool

after the pool and about to go home. Thanks Miss A!!

we need to catch up again! cant wait till we have the grande renunion!

pole dancing lessons

a very close friend of mine just got married, but before she got married she had a very "wicked" hens night. hehehe... nah... it was pretty much good clean fun, just a lil on the raunchy side of things...

we went to pole dancing lessons!

it was such a good idea, i could not pass it up. i have always wanted to know what it was like, and there was a huge group of us going, so it had to be nothing but good fun. so let the pics begin!

oh woops... we had a strippet too that night...and i did get HEAPS of fully incriminating photos of miss p and the stripper!! yes the stripper was fully in the nude, and he did show EVERYTHING!! oh my lord... some things should just be left a mystery. thank god i was not the "hen/bride" that night. i would have just died.

here are some pics from our stripping lessons. theres me, miss p and miss j trying to look sexy and striking a pose with our poles!

lessons learnt from pole dancing lessons :

1. yes it looks damn sexy when the instructers are doing it.
2. you feel like a right twat when you are doing it
3. it hurts like hell!
4. strippers/pole dancers have the most amazing upper/lower body strength
5. its soooooooo much fun!
6. your are encouraged to bring out the "inner slut" (now who would have imgined!?)
   
   
   this is me having too much fun watching miss p and the stripper...
   

happy australia day!

australians let us all rejoice - for we are young and freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

happy australia day for all those aussies that are over seas and missing the aussie day festivities.

so what do we do on aussie day? bludge of course! wot else could we possibly be doing? hehhe. nah thats not true, most hard core west australians would be out on the south perth forshore, cott beach, kings park etc having a good ol bbq and beer.

but honestly...today was just tooo frickin hot to go out- 40.6 degrees!!!! who misses the hot aussie summer? not me!. me and mr s stayed at home all day on the sofa watching "prison break". we are trying to catch up on the episodes we missed of season 1. season 2 is coming out next week and we want want to be fully up to date on the show b4 season 2 starts. ;o).

while we bludge around at home, the puppies enjoyed the comforts of airconditioning too...

enjoy?

ciao :o) !!

on another note...

anther thing i need a big whingy about... the internet at work is effing ridiculous! ok theres not a lot to do at work, thank god i have the internet to keep me amused, but geezus... the connection is soooo BAD it makes dail up look GOOD! like on some pages it takes soooooooo long to load up the connection just drops out and thats the end of that. AND it happens continuously aaaaaaaaaalllllll day long. so i cant blog very well ( very hard to log in - internet always drops out b4 i get to log in). so ya... thats my excuse for lack of entries. i tend to blog at work, because for some stupid reason i have lots of time to kill and all sorts of random shit happens at work (or maybe the random shit is whats going on inside my head ...hrmm) soo.. yes.. whinge whinge...

i am extremely tempted to bring in my own laptop so i can get more *cough* productive work happening. productive meaning doing more of my own thing [sell stuff on ebay, write more blogs and chat :o)]. only problem is i still need to connect to the net.. and i need a decent free wireless nearby. my mother in law said something very funny to me the other day - or maybe i found it very amusing :o). she called from indo asking hows the new job? i said its great, get paid more to do LESS. perfect job for the ultimate slacker ME!. shes like WOW.. thats great, you can sell more stuff on ebay! and concentrate on building up the sales there! hehehe i thought that was very cute. she knows me too well. and shes hooked on selling stuff on ebay too. but alas our ebay selling dreams are dashed due to sh!tty net connection and umm.. the amount of a$$holes on ebay nowadays. hehehe... honestly im really put off with ebay, if it werent for the amount of crap we still have about our house, i dont want to buy or sell much on ebay - just really sick of the sh!t you have to put with, non paying bidders, items not arriving, getting lost, STUPID questions and the wankers out there on ebay.

ciao

wankers and ebay

wot is it with ebay and wankers, drop kicks, d!ckheads and a**holes? just yesterday we sold a yu gi oh starter deck (i know it means jack shit to most people who read my blog). guy wanted to pay via direct deposit, fair enough, i messaged him back telling him the item wont be mailed until payment clears (very standard practice on ebay - only dumbfucks mail out the item before the money clears). he then mails back telling me he wants a refund if the item doesnt arrive at his place by thursday (25 jan 2007) before the australia day public holiday.

RIGHTIEEEOOOOO..... so i emailed him back and told him something along these lines, umm look f*ckface. i have no control over how long it takes the money to clear into my bank account. if ur with cba, good it will clear almost instantly, if you arent, tough titties - nothing i can do about it. i wont mail ur item until it clears.
EVEN if i mailed out your item first thing on tues night/ or wed morn, there is no way your item is going to get there by thursday by express post bags. read the instructions on the back of the bag fuckwit.
AND i am not taking any responsibilties for something i have no fucking control over - ie the bank and the flippin post office (who is totally unreliable anyways)
ANOTHER thing dickhead - i made no promises re: postage and delivery times on my ebay listing - who the hell do you think you are? (LOSER!)

so end of rant. i wrote something like that - just minus a few explenetives. BUT OMG the number of drop kicks out there in the world of ebay is amazing. im sooooo put off now its not funny. did i tell you i hate paypal? another stupid ebay company? the whole paypal incident is still re: the stupid ching chong who bought something and the stupid thing got lost and i had to fork out the cash GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NOT HAPPY JAN !!