some people may or may not know, but i have a little substance abuse problem.
my little substance problem is a little different from the ben cousins story, but it does induce mind altering side effects, lethargy, paranoia, increase of appetite, the killing of brain cells and its highly addictive.
my substance abuse is : really bad super trashee jerry springer scraping bottom of the bin reality TV. imported directly from the good ol' U.S of A.
some prime examples of super trashee tv:
1. flavor of love from VH1 - this show takes the cake, oh my lord its so bad, you can literally feel yourself getting stupider by the trashy minute. but ... oh my god... watching a bunch of fruit loops and nut bags running around trying to win flavor flavs love is badly addictive.
to watch a sample of this click here:
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/flavor_of_love/series.jhtml
2. my super sweet sixteen from MTV- watching extremely SPOILT rich bitches get a 16th birthday party of their dreams is extremely disturbing, but also addictive. its like bridezilla for a younger generation of women, who have WAAAAAY too much money & ZEROOOO class. i like to watch to see what they get up to, and take a peak at how the top 5% of super spoilt americans live. i have a really bad voyeur problem here.
3. girls of the playboy mansion from ??? - i guess im just like hugh hefner, i have a soft spot for blonde, super busty chicks???? or maybe its the non-intelligent mumblings that comes out of their mouths that really cracks me up, what ever it is ... its pure gold and exactly what i need when im winding down in front of the tv with a beer in hand. classic
cheers
clio
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